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After living in Portugal for 15 years and teaching English in various capacities there, including at the University of Aveiro, I moved back to the United States in 2019. Returning for our church was the best decision we have ever made and God has been so good to us. Reading the Bible everyday and trying to keep the commandments of Jesus are my priorities, along with loving my family and all the people God has put into my life. Helping people is something I enjoy doing, and meeting the individual needs of students who want to learn English is important to me.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Seinfeld-The Apology- ANSWERS



1.       Why did Jason Hanky call Elaine last night?

To apologize for standing her up five years ago.

2.       Jerry asks why he called now to apologize.  What is the reason?

AA- it’s one of the twelve steps.

3.       What is step number 9?

You have to apologize to everyone you’ve ever wronged.

4.       George says he can’t wait for Hanky to what?

Come crawling back to him.

5.       Jerry asks George if he’s still upset about the what?

Neckhole

6.       Why was the apartment Elaine threw the New Year’s Eve party in cold?

It was drafty

7.       Why does Elaine say “faster” while George is telling his story?

Because she wants him to tell his story faster

8.       What kind of sweater did George ask if he could borrow?

Cashmere

9.       What does Hank say the reason is he doesn’t want to loan George the sweater?

He doesn’t want him stretching out the neckhole.

10.    Who did he say this in front of?

Everyone at the party

11.   What did George have to walk around the rest of the party in?

A cheap Metlife windbreaker

12.   What time is it, according to George?

Payback time

 

 

 

 

 

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