1.
What does Deborah want to use the word
“selfless” to describe?
Marie’s work as a piano teacher
2.
What did Robert hear they were writing?
A family Christmas letter
3.
What did he do?
Write his biography
4.
How would he like it inserted?
Verbatim
5.
How long has it been since Marie has written a
Christmas letter?
Ten years
6.
Did Robert like the way he was portrayed in the
Christmas letter written ten years ago?
No
7.
What did he make a solemn pledge to do?
Never let that happen again.
8.
Raymond is defending his job, and claims to have
600,000 “discriminating readers.”
Robert says that Ray has included
in his definition of discriminating people who do their reading with their
elbow on a roll of toilet paper. What
does he mean by this?
People reading while on the toilet in the
bathroom
9.
Ray accuses Robert of competing with him all the
time and Robert realizes that he actually saved a Christmas family letter for
10 years in a what?
Zip-lock bag
10. When
something bad happens to Robert what does he pray for?
Raymond not to do so good that day
11. What
is the prayer Robert says?
“Come on God, get him.”