ANSWERS - Mike and Molly- Arresting Victoria

1.     What did Victoria hear about?

Mike’s accident

2.     Mike said that crime doesn’t stop for what?

Scary

3.     Who said it doesn’t work every time?

Carl

4.     Victoria says you get what you deserve if you’re dumb enough to do what?

Break the law in front of a cop.

5.     What did Victoria tell the family next door?

There’s a bunch of skunks living under the porch.

6.     What does Mike think the problem is?

A blatant lack of respect for the law and him.

7.     Victoria tells Mike to give it back and what does he say he’s going to do with it?

Flush it.

8.     Mike tells her to get off of him because she is assaulting a police officer and what does Victoria say he assaulted?

Her dubi.

9.     Victoria tells him he can’t handcuff her because he isn’t her what?

Boyfriend.

10. Molly asks Mike why he handcuffed her sister and what is his reason?

She broke the law right in front of him.

11. He asks Molly if he’s supposed to ignore it.  She says yes and they’ve always pretended it was a what?

A skunk

12. Where does Victoria go next time?

jail

Mike and Molly- Arresting Victoria

Vocabulary

Skunks- animals that have a very strong odor

Weed- marijuana

Blatant lack of respect for the law- obvious disrespect for the law

Flushin it- flushing it down the toilet

Stash- hidden supply

Citizen’s arrest- when a citizen takes it upon themself to make an arrest

Dubi- a cylinder of finely cut marijuana rolled in paper

Life on the line- risk his life

Wigged out pot head- a person high on marijuana

Sparking up- lighting marijuana to smoke it

Rough up- to get physical with someone to intimidate them

Take you all downtown- take you all to the police station

Who turns on who- who starts fighting with who

Questions

1.     What did Victoria hear about?

2.     Mike said that crime doesn’t stop for what?

3.     Who said it doesn’t work every time?

4.     Victoria says you get what you deserve if you’re dumb enough to do what?

5.     What did Victoria tell the family next door?

6.     What does Mike think the problem is?

7.     Victoria tells Mike to give it back and what does he say he’s going to do with it?

8.     Mike tells her to get off of him because she is assaulting a police officer and what does Victoria say he assaulted?

9.     Victoria tells him he can’t handcuff her because he isn’t her what?

10. Molly asks Mike why he handcuffed her sister and what is his reason?

11. He asks Molly if he’s supposed to ignore it.  She says yes and they’ve always pretended it was a what?

12. Where does Victoria go next time?

ANSWERS- Mike and Molly- Peggy's Little World

1. What does Molly say Mike’s mom really believes?

That she retired.

2. In Mike’s mom’s little world, who is in love with her?

Her podiatrist.

3. What did Molly do with “talk to the hand?”

Brought it to Chicago.

4. What does Mike’s mom enjoy?

Cooking in bulk.

5. When does Mike always come to visit?

When she isn’t at home.

6. Mike likes to eat at Abe’s.  What sends him to his mother’s?

The greasy food.

7. Where does Mike’s mom want him to put in a good word for her?

At the diner.

8. Why doesn’t Mike want to put in a good word for her?

He doesn’t want to subject his friends to her.

9. What happened to her at the cafeteria?

She got fired.

10. Why does Mike say she got fired?

Because she’s bitter and toxic and no one wants to be around her.

ANSWERS- Mike and Molly First Christmas

1.     What is official?

Molly is dating Clueless Joe Jackson.

2.     Molly’s mom says that Mike hasn’t had a lot of girlfriends and asked if Molly ever showed any interest in what sport?

Golf

3.     What is Mike trying to get Molly?

The perfect gift

4.     Molly thinks she’ll be getting ear muffs and a fudge log.  How does she say she will she feel about that?

She’ll love them

5.     What did she get Mike?

A really cool leather bomber jacket.

6.     What does Molly’s mom ask her if she’ll do when she gets a bedazzler?

Feign enthusiasm

7.     What has Molly left laying around on the nightstand?

Catalogues

8.     Where does Molly’s mom suggest she leave those?

In the refrigerator and next to the crapper

9.     What will she lose for a set of golf clubs?

Valuable closet space

10. What isn’t Molly going to put on his forehead?

A post it

11. What does Molly think it’s important for Mike to do?

Figure out what kind of gift she might like