ANSWERS- Mike and Molly- Parmesan Cheese

1.     What is Mike going to do if they’re going to be there a while?

Kick his shoes off

2.     What does Carl say to leave on?

Those nasty things

3.     How did Mike’s socks get soaking wet?

Pushing a car out of a ditch

4.     Carl says if he’s going to air his socks out over the heating vents he might as well stick his toes where?

In his nostrils

5.     What did Carl tell Mike to wear today?

His golashes

6.     What do the golashes compromise according to Mike?

The dignity of the uniform

7.     Carl points out that Mike has a big glob of pickle relish on his badge, but what does Mike say it is?

Salsa

8.     Carl doesn’t like all the bad smells he has to put up with in the car with Mike and he doesn’t want to add the smell of Mike’s feet and his what to the mix?

Vomit

9.     Carl brushes his teeth, washes his face, and puts cologne on every time they stop for what?

Coffee

10. What does Mike say Carl’s signature scent smells like?

The inside of a hamster cage

11. Carl says that’s the what?

Cedarbark

12. What does Mike want to buy at a drugstore?

New socks

13. What does Carl say he needs to buy?

New feet

14. What would Carl rather die from than a bad case of Parmesan foot lung?

Freezing to death