Mike and Molly- Parmesan Cheese

Mike and Molly- Parmesan Cheese (0:00-1:33)

Vocabulary

Kick my shoes off- take off my shoes

Stanky foot funk- the bad smell of feet

Air them out- dry them

Heating vents- the air vents in the car that produce hot and cold air

Galoshes- rubber boots that are waterproof

Compromise the dignity of uniform- make the uniform look bad

Pickle relish- a condiment used for hamburgers and hotdogs

Double shift- one shift at work usually consists of 8 hours, and a double shift is working twice this amount of time.

Romp in a flowery meadow- running through a flowery meadow implies a pleasant experience

Splashed on a couple of drops of my signature scent- put on a little of his usual cologne

Aromatic subtleties are lost on him- light smells may be difficult for him to detect or even understand

Two blocks of Parmesan cheese for feet- feet that smell like Parmesan cheese

Ten below- ten degrees below zero (very cold)

Parmesan foot lung- he is insinuating that he could develop a lung problem from breathing in the bad smell of Mike’s feet.  This is a take off from cases of “black lung” contracted by coal miners- a very serious disease.

Questions

1.     What is Mike going to do if they’re going to be there a while?

2.     What does Carl say to leave on?

3.     How did Mike’s socks get soaking wet?

4.     Carl says if he’s going to air his socks out over the heating vents he might as well stick his toes where?

5.     What did Carl tell Mike to wear today?

6.     What do the galoshes compromise according to Mike?

7.     Carl points out that Mike has a big glob of pickle relish on his badge, but what does Mike say it is?

8.     Carl doesn’t like all the bad smells he has to put up with in the car with Mike and he doesn’t want to add the smell of Mike’s feet and his what to the mix?

9.     Carl brushes his teeth, washes his face, and puts cologne on every time they stop for what?

10. What does Mike say Carl’s signature scent smells like?

11. Carl says that’s the what?

12. What does Mike want to buy at a drugstore?

13. What does Carl say he needs to buy?

14. What would Carl rather die from than a bad case of Parmesan foot lung?